BC Task1 Verification 1: Sweaty, glassy-eyed Tiger Woods blames cell phone use for his car crash

Task1 verification post. This post was published during end-to-end validation of the Basement Cowboy prototype.

Cops arrest Woods after incident. Celebrities—they’re just like us!

Source: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/sweaty-glassy-eyed-tiger-woods-blames-cell-phone-use-for-his-car-crash/

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