Daily News Roundup
Headline News
Sweaty, glassy-eyed Tiger Woods blames cell phone use for his car crash
Cops arrest Woods after incident. Celebrities—they’re just like us! We recently covered a strange story out of Michigan last week, where a womanconnected to a Zoom court hearing while driving her car down the road—and then tried to gaslight the judge about this fact.
AI + Robotics
After 16 years and $8 billion, the military’s new GPS software still doesn’t work
“It’s a very stressing program. We are still considering how to ensure we move forward.” Last year, just before the Fourth of July holiday, the US Space Force officially took ownership of a new operating system for the GPS navigation network, raising hopes that one of the military’s most troubled space programs might finally bear fruit.
Economy + Money
EnergyMarkets cheer as Trump threatens to abandon Iran war, but Jamie Dimon sides with allies: ‘Win this thing and clean up the straits’The White Hous
The stock market ripped Monday morning after the White House signaled it may no longer be America’s job to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The S&P 500 rose more than 1.5%, while theNasdaqclimbed nearly 2%.
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